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A young man was lost wandering in a forest,
when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by
an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey
beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put
me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one
condition. If you so much as lay a finger on
my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three
worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter
must be pretty old as well, and entered the
house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the
stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a
fantastic figure.
She was obviously attracted to the young man
since she couldn't keep her eyes off him
during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he
ignored her and went up to bed alone.
But during he night, he could bear it no
longer, and sneaked into her room for a night
of passion.
He was careful to keep everything quiet so
the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he
crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke in the morning with the feel of
pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he
saw a large rock on his chest with a note on
it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on
chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If
that's the best the old man can do then I
don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the
window and threw the boulder out. As he did
so he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope
that was already getting close to the end.
Figuring that a few broken bones was better
than castration, he jumped out of the
window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large
sign on the ground that read, "Chinese
Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."