UNIPORT STUDENT LOSES MANHOOD OVER HANDSHAKE

 It was chaos all over uniport on saturday (6th june, 2015) as an 100 level student of HDS discovered that his manhood decided to go on vacation after he shook hands with a colleague.
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(In Uniport) A 100 level Student of History and Diplomatic Studies  lost his manhood after a handshake with a 400 level medical student. According to the story, the student shook hands with the student and suddenly felt incomplete. He then checked for his manhood and could not find it there, then he raised alarm.
This alarm caused the boys of "mandela hostel" to gather on come to his aid. After a series of explanations as regards to the whereabouts of the penis, the crowd descended on the penis thief. After serious beating from the crowd, the 400L student confessed to the theft and appealed that he would return the manhood very soon.
The crowd grew impatient and continued to beat him until the school security came to his rescue and took him to the police.
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